Watch Ugly Americans Season1 Episode6 "So, You Want to be a Vampire" online free streaming video. Frank Grimes blackmails Mark into checking on his daughter’s boyfriend, a vampire. Meanwhile, a plague of Mad Larry disease spreads across New York City, transforming hapless citizens into Larry King. And Mark forgets his and Callie’s 666th anniversary of their first sex in the bathroom, and Randall is left to pick up the pieces